fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

amazed:

I follow back everyone!
jontronshat:

wentdog:

The ’50s were fucked up man.

*tries this at next house party*
brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

holy shit

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